January 2011
2 posts
3 tags
If they start talking about meeting the fam on the second date…that’s big 10/4 red flag!
If your boss starts saying Good luck to you at the beginning of every work day, that’s a red flag!
October 2010
0 posts
2 tags
If you met him on chatroulette…that’s a red flag.
2 tags
If his nickname is “P-Wag T-Bag”… that’s a red flag.
2 tags
if… he cant see over the counter and he’s 23… thats a red flag
July 2010
9 posts
2 tags
If your son is 21 and never had a girlfriend… that’s a red flag
2 tags
If he’s texting someone else when he’s with you…thats a red flag.
2 tags
If he only texts you when he needs a ride and calls it ‘hanging out’…that’s a red flag.
2 tags
If two soldiers are talking about their Playboy magazines; one of the soldiers slips up and calls it Playgirl magazine…. that’s a red flag.
2 tags
If she only does doggy style and has deep voice…that’s a red flag
1 tag
If her nose accounts for more than 5% of the total area of her face…that’s a red flag.
If he watches porn more than he watches you..that’s a red flag.
3 tags
If you talk to the Mexican Mafia…that’s a red flag.
If you haven’t submitted a post yet…that’s a red flag.
June 2010
1 post
If they don’t have a tumblr…that’s a red flag.
April 2010
2 posts
2 tags
If your girlfriend is going to a hotel to “hang out with her guy friends”….that’s a red flag.
if your mom cries every time she watches Akeelah and the Bee… thats a red flag.
March 2010
2 posts
If his photos are only with girls…that’s a red flag
If she has over 1000 tagged photos on Facebook…that’s a red flag.
February 2010
14 posts
1 tag
if she has a myspace…that’s a red flag.
1 tag
if he picked an empty popcorn out of the trash at the movie theater and got it refilled just to save a couple bucks…that’s a red flag.
if he has a dragon tattooed on his penis…that’s a red flag.
3 tags
If they’d rather smoke weed than have anything to do with you… thats a red flag.
2 tags
If your mom comes home smelling like weed …that’s a red flag.
if your dad starts singing a song by lady gaga…that’s a red flag.
4 tags
If a bald dude goes to your work with hair tattooed on his bald spot….that’s a red flag
if you drive down the street rocking out to your own band…that’s a red flag.
If your man is over 30 and still wears a name tag to work…that’s a red flag.
if there are two officers permanently guarding the inside of the restaurant you are eating at…that’s a red flag.
2 tags
If a Degrassi marathon is was longer than his longest relationship… that’s a red flag.
2 tags
if he’s got a tan cock…that’s a red flag.
January 2010
5 posts
If you’re not browsing the web via Google Chrome…that’s a red flag.
if you have a formspring, but no one asks you any questions…that’s a red flag.
if she cramps up more than your side in track practice…that’s a red flag.
when your mom buys you a playboy bra… that’s a red flag.
if your idea of a band is 2 synth players, a mac, and autotune…that’s a red flag.
December 2009
104 posts
If you find out the mail man died, then you come home and your daughter’s crying and you ask what’s wrong and she says “daddy’s dead”…that’s a red flag.
2 tags
If you cant remeber the names of the girls you’ve hooked up with….thats a red flag
If she has to keep asking “it’s in right?”…that’s a red flag.
If it takes you more than one try to figure out it’s a “push” door and not a “pull”…that’s a red flag.
If you don’t flush when you KNOW someone is waiting for the bathroom next… that’s a red flag.
If everyone you’re with has an iPhone except you…that’s a red flag.
If you spent the past 36 hours secluded so you could study for finals, and MAYBE studied for 3 of them…that’s a red flag.
If your hometown makes you feel like you’re on the show Jersey Shore…that’s a red flag.
If you TyP3s LyK3 dIs, orlikethis, o r l i k e t h i s,…that’s a red flag.
If you take off her shirt for the first time to find she has inverted nipple syndrome…that’s a red flag.
If you have to put on your shoes to use your bathroom because the floor is so dirty…that’s a red flag.