That's A Red Flag

If they start talking about meeting the fam on the second date…that’s big 10/4 red flag!

If your boss starts saying Good luck to you at the beginning of every work day, that’s a red flag!

If you met him on chatroulette…that’s a red flag.

If his nickname is “P-Wag T-Bag”… that’s a red flag.

if… he cant see over the counter and he’s 23… thats a red flag 

If your son is 21 and never had a girlfriend… that’s a red flag

If he’s texting someone else when he’s with you…thats a red flag.

If he only texts you when he needs a ride and calls it ‘hanging out’…that’s a red flag.

If two soldiers are talking about their Playboy magazines; one of the soldiers slips up and calls it Playgirl magazine…. that’s a red flag.

If she only does doggy style and has deep voice…that’s a red flag

If her nose accounts for more than 5% of the total area of her face…that’s a red flag.

If he watches porn more than he watches you..that’s a red flag.

If you talk to the Mexican Mafia…that’s a red flag.

If you haven’t submitted a post yet…that’s a red flag.

If they don’t have a tumblr…that’s a red flag.